Wednesday 12 February 2014

Ann Summers Ultimate O - Sex Toy Review

Where to start with a sex toy review? Well, what do you want to know about this product? Does it work? Yes. Will it give you the best orgasm you can possibly have? Possibly.

Ok so lets get to the meat of it, I'm glad this is presented well in a nice box because the first reaction to the toy itself is that it looks quite odd. We wondered if hentai had become mainstream without anyone telling us but it turns out the form of the device entirely supports it's function.

We picked this up because we'd run out of silver, gold, pink and christmas edition bullets. literally killed them! So, this was the new gadget on the block and it looked interesting and the demo model seemed quite powerful.

This is a perfect standby toy for sitting in your bedside drawer, before this the bullet was the old go-to for a quickie, but you could always do with something a bit more powerful, right? The unique factor of the bullet was the power for it's size, but unless you are desperate to always have your toy in your purse you can probably handle something with a bit more bulk.


For clarity purposes this is basically like having 2 bullets (the larger prongs) sit either side of your clit, massaging the whole area this actually works much better than direct pressure. Like the ears on your rabbit but with the vibrators directly in each arm. The third arm however has no motor but pressing this down as the other motors are running increases the amount of direct pressure, perfect to just pop you over the edge.

Two other great features, the texture of the silicone is fantastic, anything but a natural feel but this hasn't exactly been designed to simulate a real anything, unless tentacles are your thing. And the rechargeable battery "hooray", on the down side when the battery dies it's not replaceable and you need to remember to keep it charged for the odd occasion where you may want it. but did we mention, rechargeable batteries. All the benefits of a rechargeable device, Thank you for including this Miss Summers.

The Ultimate O?

Above I briefly described how to use the toy, I could be completely wrong. the promotion on this item clearly states "I'd always struggled to reach orgasm until now. Thank you!" but who said this? I'd presume since it's on the packaging someone in a test group. What was this persons perspective of sex toys, how much was she coached, encouraged or instructed on the use of this. Probably more than I have been. Unless my packaging was faulty I didn't receive any instructions with this. Yeah, it's some what obvious "place on sensitive area and rub" but I haven't reached the ultimate O this promises, even with support of another person and toy. So I can't confirm that this works or if I'm just not realising it's full potential.

In Summary, it's far from a hitachi, but it's compact and powerful. Certainly worth the £40 price tag. Unless someone at Ann Summers wants to start including some usage tips or get in touch with some I'd say this is worth being in your collection if you don't have something similar already. But if you already have something that fits in this category, I'd say you can wait until their broken before you upgrade.

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